DON'T DROP AND I'LL BE NICE HAT

2026-04-28T22:01:11-05:00

Price: 29.99

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The perfect gift for the coach who is this close to losing it.

Because nothing says “I love you” like reminding your twirlers that your patience has a very short fuse and one more dropped baton might end it.

Warning: This hat comes with zero chill and maximum honesty.

Premium lightweight 97/3 polyester/spandex fabric

Unstructured low-profile fit with a slightly curved visor

Sweat-wicking, makeup-resistant sweatband (because meltdowns shouldn’t ruin your face)

Concealed ponytail opening so your hair stays cute while you suffer

Slotted snapback closure for the coach who’s always adjusting everything

Perfect for: The Baton Coach who’s one “one more time” away from spontaneous combustion. Also makes an excellent gift for the Twirling Mom who feels the same way.

Give this hat to your favorite coach and watch them laugh… then immediately put it on and wear it with pride.

Because we all know the truth: Catch the stick and you'll get a "Good job!"